February 02, 2024

The Grauniad lives

My dismay is only hypothetical, given my imaginary baby is yet to be delivered by stalk. What happens though when a friend actually does “steal” your name for their baby? I asked those same Instagram followers. The fights and fallouts were harrowing.
"Stalk"? If that's a pun, it's a good one. (Fixed by the time I posted this, though.)