November 24, 2012
"Facing starvation, the Puritans sought help from the Indians, who showed them how to plant crops and brought them food, and together they sat down to a celebratory feast and gave thanks."
"Then the Puritans killed the Indians, took their land, and spent the rest of the winter accusing each other of witchcraft."
"American history in a nutshell."
Scare quotes for plausible deniability of unconscionable troll-snark*. Happy Black Friday!
*Or is that a boojum?