June 23, 2025

Obvious

Spell it out. It’s absurd. There’s this freaky little Nazified genocidal colony swallowing Palestine, 82% of Israeli residents are in favour of ethnically cleansing Gaza, 47% of them want to murder every man, woman and child still cursed with being alive inside the concentration camp, and if you speak out about it anywhere, even in fucking Australia, you might lose your job...

It all makes it rather obvious you live inside a subservient (and embarrassingly eager) military vassal state to a rotting fascist empire eternally fueled by white supremacy and the blood of the Global South, doesn’t it?

June 16, 2025

Tentacles

That's weird. I thought octopuses were an anti-Semitic trope.

May 15, 2025

Joe Don Baker 1936-2025

One of the greats. RIP.

May 04, 2025

Wave

Labor rides anti-Trump wave to seal crushing win
Obviously I approve of the result, but was there any reason to crush seals?

April 24, 2025

Typical

This triangle is going to help us explain how Australian politics has fundamentally changed.

Like typical triangles, it has three sides, and three corners.
,,, whoa, whoa, slow down, poindexter.

March 02, 2025

Great Television

Apropos the previous post, if you're a fan of those performances where a musical artist appears live on television to mime to a recording of their signature hit, you will be hard-pressed to find a finer specimen than this utterly demented example of the genre.

Now I Can't Unsee It

I don't know who, if anyone, needs to know this, but if you play the Parallax Corporation recruitment montage at 1.5 times its original speed, it's the same length as Mason Williams' "Classical Gas".

January 08, 2025

Close

In this case, Evatt’s gaffe mattered...

Following a closely fought election in 1954, it provided an opening for Robert Menzies to call an early election in 1955, which he won in a landslide. It paved the way for another 17 years of Coalition rule.
"Closely fought election" is an amusingly undetailed way to describe an election where the Evatt led Labor Party won not only the plurality and two-party preferred vote, but in fact won more than 50% of the first preference votes, clearly demonstrating who the majority of Australians wanted in power. The Senate election the previous year had produced the same result. In 1954 our idiotic region-based electoral system handed the Tories an illegitimate five seat majority and gave Menzies' infant Liberal party their second term in government, because democracy. Just to be clear.